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omg @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works you have enormous ELDERLY-LIFE-CHANGING-POTENTIAL energy!!!

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You so right, B.O.B., your Bytecycle-ness, friend

The part about feedback reminded me…

The "Has Apple Ever Responded to Your Feedback?" Support Group

Any non-professional-related outlets in your life for quirky lines of questioning? People/groups who have the power to roll their eyes but not fire you?

Oh interesting thanks!

@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip makes sense

Really important distinction

Oh 99% (quite a bit less of course) of Israelis support genocide, then fuck Israel! No, you don’t throw babies out with bath water, even when they’re the worst and you’re mad as you should be.

Fuck any genocidal Israeli assholes, but Israel is too big to go blanket on them like this.

Why aren’t we antisemitic, b/c we know what words mean and we’re not antisemitic. Let’s talk like both those are true too.

Netanyahu should lick my pickled taint until he stops murdering kids

In the US don’t judges get to put on their reasonable person hat and see through little loopholes sometimes (obviously not always)?

Wonder about the UK, point is I’d only play around if I weren’t afraid of prison (I’m not strong enough to become a martyr for much of anything, pretty weak)

In a just world this would be hilarious

b/c it would have to be followed up by a punchline or be a comedian’s punchline

1000% troglodyte shit, damn I feel bad for someone who could say that unironically

Wealthy republican politicians are too smart(/?) to be religious??

Top tier engineers in all fields can be found quietly attending church. It’s incredible—religion, a helluva…

Oh DEFINITELY people like orange hitler prob think about zero about god (idk if he’s literally atheist but obviously not religious)… CERTAINLY plenty of wealthy republican politicians are atheists and will never admit it…

But ohhhhh boy isn’t it worse that some genuinely believe especially the evil parts of the Bible? (Maybe “worse” is a little unfair, I deeply respect some very ethical & intelligent people who happen to have strong faith traditions)

FYI if this wasn’t posted via TOR/IP2, you might be fine today but wouldn’t count on it

I’m non-violent just want folks to know prison is nearby, and btw Kash Patel I’m an unarmed non-immigrant but I understand you can still make this comment illegal if you ask daddy orange

Each time I see it I’m never 100% on board

Duped = it’s intentional?

“Never attribute to malice […]”

Great comment

Bullet point three OMG, anybody posed that on religious forums yet (surely similar but I like that specific thought experiment)

Needed if we care about autonomy of adults though eh? Needed in the halls of congress…

Yes, “I must respect the opinions of those who have the heartfelt belief life begins at first breath after birth”—I like that!!

I like it, thanks!

cruelty is the point

Politically this is very obvious.

If we teleport to the deep south into a Bible church with our 1984 thought scanner, what percentage of parishioners would be revealed to “pro-“”life””” vs. “fuck yeah, cruelty!”

It’s non-zero, the “but jebus said!!!” crowd? (Course maybe the preacher and dozens of others are totally “hahahaha FUCK women”, just not gonna claim it’s all rational[ly evil] people b/c you’ll have grannies who probably tear up at thought of kiLliNg bAbiEs)

Pls hush

Same with Iran, that was not the time for TACO

Edit: also lol, yeah, you can hear the pp deflate from its already formidable baby Portobello stature

Any help here-

I’ve never thought of a great argument to use against those who super seriously ACTUALLY believe zygotes are totally entirely humans

If you say a zygote has a soul how do I argue for women’s rights etc.

Correct, it sayeth, thanks

Interesting read, thanks

OOF

Oh very interesting, thanks :)

Summary:

WHAT THE FUCK NETANYAHU