who's got the Juggalo Kamala 'shop

can't imagine who is genuinely undecided at this point – like, at best, I can see somebody being like, "meh 🤷" but I can't see anyone who actually would be surprised and/or have their opinion swayed by more evidence of Trump being a predator and a crook or, conversely, Kamala being a cop and not giving a single shit

they're both awful, which everyone with a heart can see.

"no fucks to give, who cares? 🤷" makes sense to me, but "not sure which is better 🤷" seems so fucking nonsensical. I don't watch tv or do other social media, though, and I'm autistic, so I'm probably wildly out of touch with the neurotypical mainstream. but wow, the idea that there are actual undecideds out there boggles me, but apparently there are enough for Dem strategists to think that more grope evidence will matter.

just honking into the void, hoping for an echo

it is so kind of you to take the time to try to explain this silly shit to me ❤️

me too!

are you also an ear rumbler?

🤩 great bit, definitely looking forward to that post!

that song is great and the invention is even better

touché 🥂

his smile, those greens 💔 he could be any of our neighbors.

you can do better than this

how bout

You care so much about not harmin', you turned your vote into Charmin

you can improve upon this, I'm just getting you started

please don't kink-shame

totally understand the premise of eating hot wings, I have a friend who is super into them and enters contents and impresses large men with her heat-eating ability

it's just baffling to me as a context for Getting To Know Someone, which I'm beginning to understand is how some of you are seeing it

idk how else to explain that it's weird to me that watching someone suffer a food makes them relatable/likable, which leaves me with the idea that it's me that's weird here

everybody else gets it, and I get that, but it is very weird to me

edit: also, I'm not looking for weird interview shows to make celebrities relatable. they will never be relatable to me, fuck celebrities ❤️

being autistic, other people do often watch things for reasons that make little sense to me, it's true

this is gonna drive me to be @UlyssesT@hexbear.net but about Hot Ones instead of Elon

this is the most ridiculous premise for an interview show

my other comment bears repeating:

how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out

that feels equally pertinent to the culture

all the people who are gifted housing by their rich relatives are fucking up the averages

"oh look, hot things hurt them, just like me" ????

really??????

💀🙃

you know what else hurts them? bullets and assault and thorough denigration, just like every-fuckin-body else

it is incomprehensible to me that this is a thing

how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out

??? why is the interview more entertaining if the participants are suffering?

edit: I don't expect you to have an answer for this, I'm realizing this is a question I'm asking myself

what the fuck

no no no

this reminds me of hanging out with people who should know better in our early 20s

just all kinds of yuck, fuck steel reserve

does the interview revolve around ones appreciation for wings?

you know what brings people to the negotiating table??

murdering all the previous negotiatiors