"I can vouch you for that."
Fantastic.
I don't want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.
Well as a general rule, don't fuck with the people who make your food. Am service industry and can attest. I've never spat in food or anything against health code, but if you're a dick your gonna reap your reward.
"Gotta see a man about a dog."
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."
More like ashen lake from DS1
Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don't understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.
And we can throw a party! We'll call it Lemon Party Day!
Finally saw one in person a week ago and they are so much uglier in person. Pictures don't do em justice.
Not sure if you read it yet. 4 months later... I have been locked out of my lemme account until recently and this is my curious yellow tat I got about 3 weeks ago...
As someone in their mid 30s and hospitality industry I don't see it ever happening. Social security fund getting robbed, climate change, possibility of western civilization going down hill I'm not holding my breath.
Enjoy the ride and hopefully procure a trade that might be needed in apocalyptic times my friend. I'm riding on knowing how to bake bread or make alcohol.
Own a house. I finally start making decent money and can save but it's nothing to what I would need for a mortgage. On top of that if I do finally bite I can't guarantee my income if I chnlange jobs which could be a thing. I just want to own and have a yard so I can get a dog. My shitty apparetment doesn't have space or commodities for it and rent keeps going up.
Kookaburra sitting on the electric wire, jumping up and down with his pants on fire, stop kookaburra stop kookaburra... I forget the last line.
When the grabboid burst into burts bunker and he and his wife went ham with all the guns. Amazing. Also "Ass blasters." Tremors two. Apparently sci-fi channel did a series if I'm not mistaken?
Definitely no cameras or facial recognition software on this mirror.
I cooked at a restaurant with a guy who had something similar happen a couple years before I started there. His nickname was angry johny because he was so irritable. Whenever tears in heaven by Clapton came on he would would yell at the manager to skip the song and dissappear into the walk in. He ended up quitting for other reasons but a year or two later I ran into him at a bar and he and the same lady had a healthy birth and all his anger melted away and he turned into a really rad dood. He even apologized to me about his behavior in said kitchen.
Don't forget this gem as well. Reads like the precursor to vurt.
Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don't sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.