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  • What's so funny? This is how we played multiplayer Doom in 94.

  • PS5 Homescreen Now Replaces Unique Video Game Art With Annoying Ads You Can’t Turn Off
  • Games just run better on my PC.

    And they look better, have more features, are more customizable. PC > consoles since the 1980s. As soon as the PC got more than 16 colors and MIDI/digital audio, it has since kicked any console's ass.

    The tradeoff has always been that PCs are much more expensive.

  • Damn electron and the likes
  • We used to say 4GB is enough. And before that, a couple hundred MB. I'm staying ahead from now on, so I threw in 64GB. That oughtta last me for another 3/4 of a decade. I'm tired of doing the upgrade race for 30 years and want to be set for a while.

    I can literally trace my current Ryzen PC's lineage like the ship of Theseus to an Athlon system I built in 2002. A replacement GPU here. Replacement mobo there. CPU here, etc.

  • Damn electron and the likes
  • ESP32 microcontrollers can do Bluetooth and WiFi with less than 4.

  • Finland to place Nato base near Russian border
  • As long as you call it a special military operation, everything's cool.

  • Two Linux users walk into a bar
  • Never experienced Slackware so I can't compare, sorry. When I got into Linux in like, 2002, I was using Mandrake before they died, and didn't hear much of Slackware at the time.

    I had a friend that was a couple years older that was running it on a home web server though. Back when people ran home web servers. This dude would sit there and use the keyboard the entire time even in OSes like Windows, he memorized every goddamn shortcut and macro that exists. Had a dusty mouse next to his system almost never being used. Probably just to satisfy the BIOS self test.

  • Two Linux users walk into a bar
  • I use it because it feels like the most Linux-ey of Linuxes (Linuxii??). I don't know how else to describe it. It's like, no bullshit, just Linux. Here's the Lego pieces, go have fun.

  • Two Linux users walk into a bar
  • You misspelled Windows 3.11 for Workgroups.

    tada.wav 4eva

  • Musk’s X blocks links to JD Vance dossier and suspends journalist who posted it
  • Well, despite its owner, SpaceX is actually doing cool and useful stuff. Nobody else bothered with the reusable rocket thing until they made it happen. Starship is on the way to becoming the world's first 100% reusable orbital transport system, propulsively landing the second stage as well as the first. Soon as they get those toasty melty flaps figured out.

    It just sucks that he's in control of it.

  • Flaw in Kia’s web portal let researchers track, hack cars
  • We had remote starters in the 80s, they didn't need Internet access, they were a completely local wireless solution, just like old wireless garage door openers.

  • Meeting with Zelenskyy, Trump says he will negotiate a Ukraine-Russia deal 'that's good for both sides'
  • This motherfucker is not currently an elected politician. Why the fuck is a civilian having meetings and making deals with foreign leaders? I was asking myself that when he met with Netanyahu.

  • Exclusive: China surpasses S. Korea in key sectors, sparking industry worries
  • Skip having to do the earlier development by getting foreign capitalists to build factories on your soil and share their IP, and things get even faster.

    "The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them."

  • Trump adviser green-lights 'states that want to set up full menstrual surveillance departments'
  • It's a hop, skip, and a jump away from making them cover up head to toe in public and banning them from driving or being seen outside without a man.

    The extremist terrorists were with us in the house the entire time.

  • Covid on the rise as experts say England has ‘capitulated’ to the virus
  • Common colds and flu don't make anyone any money at your expense, most people just tough them out at home, so society would rather you be able to work and extract a profit from you that way.

  • Project 2025 mastermind boasted of killing neighbor's dog with a shovel: report
  • Alligators are built to tear your limbs off and rip your flesh from your bones. Doesn't mean I'm going to murder one for no reason.

  • Project 2025 mastermind boasted of killing neighbor's dog with a shovel: report
  • The pitbull didn't ask to exist, just like any of us. Limiting breeding and sale is one thing, but once a lifeform is already here, that kinda changes things for those of us with empathy. Take that shit back to Reddit.

  • German supermarket finds €7M of cocaine in crates of bananas
  • Is that the one with the random $20 disposable boomboxes and drones nobody wants?

  • Average systemd debate
  • Whoa, did I happen to miss something 30 years ago? What did they do?

  • Average systemd debate
  • The systemd debate is basically dead.

    But the Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis/Megadrive debate rages on.

  • Some bad code just broke a billion Windows machines

    Cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike pushed an update that caused millions of Windows computers to enter recovery mode, triggering the blue screen of death. Learn ...

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