Sephitard9001 [he/him] @ Sephitard9001 @hexbear.net

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This particular dipshit has USAF Veteran in his bio so he's not even a liberal. He's an actual card carrying demon of the 4th Reich

Russia invaded Ukraine for no reason. Hamas invaded Israel for no reason. Here's 15 reasons why America invaded Iraq

Far left JOI from John Oliver

Israel is allowed to invent any word it wants to describe anything it does. And American media will happily parrot it. Hamas is the government and took illegal settlers and their military cadre prisoner? No that sounds too legitimate. Hamas are terrorists and they took civilians hostage. There we go. Print it, ship it, air it, no questions asked.

This is so fucking unsettling but also hilarious

On one hand, I agree because it's so cliche to have every villain come back over and over in a saturday morning cartoon fashion. On the other hand, I love Bison and Urien's design and how they play so I would very much enjoy them being included in every game as long as it's a flashback version or something and they're not actually in the current story arc because they live forever or have revived for the 3rd time or some stupid shit

They've been excluding Dudley for 2 games in a row now and they even removed Balrog because they're patting themselves on the back with Ed who is just about the worst boxer archetype they've made yet.

There are two that I remember making me laugh pretty hard but I was still in school back then so I probably had a much higher tolerance for low effort crude humor. One about the Secretary of Interior punching a buffalo in the mouth and the other one about Haiti hosting the 2216 Olympic Games (a lot less funny now that I'm older and know why Haiti is poor). You're right that the joke is invariably just rewording the headline over and over but sometimes that just works.

#1. IDF caught hiding behind Pupper-shields

Sheesh there's just way too many to narrow it down to my "favorite" so I'll try to give two interesting answers rather than just listing all the ones I enjoyed most.

Way of the Samurai is the PS2 game I'd like to see remade most out of all the games that haven't been remade already. It was jank but the combat had a lot of hidden depth, and the story could be changed by so many small compounding choices. It has insane replay value. Also the soundtrack is fucking great. Same composer as Tenchu and it shows. I've been whistling "Brutal Heart" and Tamagawa's theme to myself for years.

The PS2 version of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed I think is baffling better than its PS3 counterpart you're meant to like more. It has a lot more content than you'd expect for an inferior version made for a dying console, they absolutely did not phone it in. The PS3 version I think has a more cohesive story with a lot more fluff trimmed though and it feels more like an original modern Star Wars entry whereas the PS2 version feels like its firmly stuck in the discarded extended universe where all the non-canon stories die

I loved this game when I was a young'un, I played this, Alpha 2, and Tekken 3 with my older brother and have been obsessed with fighting games ever since. Capcom's PS1-era spritework is immaculate and even modern indie games struggle to match it.

I'm biased in favor of Charlie Nash but I have to give it to Cyclops because it schmooves too fucking hard even though I hate him as a character. Shame him or his theme didn't survive for Marvel 3.

So funny how braindead liberals truly are in the age of the internet and 60+ years of historical analysis and declassified info we have now that wasn't available back then. What do you even call an ideology where you can determine that

Nuking civilians with atom bombs multiple times: Good

Banning me from a fringe forum because I'm ideologically opposed to you: Bad

You're right you're right, liberals I'm so fucking sorry. I don't know how in my warped little authoritarian mind I convinced myself that banning you specifically on the internet is morally superior to nuclear hellfire wiping out entire bloodlines. Please forgive me for the love of god

Thank god the CIA stumbled upon her situation by happenstance and with no previous connections to her, managed to ferry her and her co-conspirators out of the country just in time after only having just heard of her plight 😌

I started to suspect something was fucky when I kept getting recommended various versions of this video for multiple days after it happened. Like the media all designated this guy as the court laughingstock we should laugh at and shame.

The entire time I'm like "Wow driving with a suspended license? How fucking horrible. He shouldn't go to the store, his job, or court, or the DMV until he resolves that. Good thing our society allows people to take consequence-free breaks from all of those things for the duration of our suspensions"

Eat shit every single judge and clerk in the "justice system"

There's no way I would be able to go through that whole self-serious movie and not crack a rib laughing at the scene way at the end where Kadaj transforms and Cloud's reaction is "Sephiroth . . . . Whaddya want?" Like he just answered his mother's 3rd phone call that day

I fought the overturned Bahamut simulation in Remake so I want to throw Chadley under the train in Midgar

Advent Children shows us that Rufus no sells that somehow

Final boss stage in Soul Calibur 2: The Cursed City of Ostrheinsburg.

Soul Calibur 7: The Cursed City of Langley

Whatever you say vlad Igor Ivan 🤪🤪🤪 must be nine o'clock in Moscow!!!!