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Joep @ Joep @lemmy.world
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New best friend for life!

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  • maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

    • What's the most ridiculous "Pimp my Ride"-mod you have seen?

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  • Baby shark is banned in our household

    • Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star

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  • i could name a few

    • Let's increase worker productivity?

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  • The beatings will continue until morale improves

    • Gimme like $300+ per year, chump.

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  • Only thing more pirated than Windows products are Adobe products. Smallest violin, etc etc

    • 7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water

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  • Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.

    • 7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water

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  • did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!

    • Solving homelessness

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  • treated the same way they do with pigeons to stop them from nesting.. sad.

    • Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.

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  • i never thought of this in that way before. it is meta squared

    • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    Joep @lemmy.world
    Satire

    Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending

    Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire]

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  • Exactly, why wait until their first job to teach them about taxes and the free market. Crush their spirit while they're young!

    • Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]

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  • it's not fair!

    • Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE]

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  • my kid mostly plays in the dirt

    • Tattletale Times @lemmy.world
    Joep @lemmy.world

    Little Gambler, Big Win: Six-Year-Old’s Horse Racing Birthday Party Takes an Unexpected Turn!