there's a rumor that a hostile team got there first

me, the lone cumsumer.

I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.

Not me, I show up at a concert low as balls.

Nah, I like it hot.

im busy

Basic Income? I'll wait for Advanced Income

There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

to everyone edging right now

I'm not some kind of pervert that would write that explicitly

the best way to find glory holes

damn most guys telling me they got magical balls only got 2

Ok this is gonna be awesome, trust, me. Imagine you got a friend who likes to fluff, a friend who likes to blow loads, a friend who likes to get blasted, and a friend who likes to swallow. Alright, we get it, you're privileged. The average person only knows one person who likes one thing. Now imagine an app that automatically does match making and schedules the fluffer, the blast target, the swallower, and the package to all meet up just in time do their roles. We'll call it Swallumloads. First, we'll need a blockchain, we'll call the tokens Strokens, and the match making will be powered by a 4 way reverse auction. The roles in highest demand will be offered Strokens (Swallumloads tokens) and the roles in least demand will receive tokens. Think of it like Uber for boners.

for the rest of us, a good captain always goes down on her ship.

He is my King Dedede, and I am his Kirby.

Only 800 million? That's not even a quickie.