GalaxyBrain [they/them] @ GalaxyBrain @hexbear.net

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If i were Snake in MGS3

The Boss: Im Defecting to the Soviet Union.

Me: that rocks. I was gonna do the same thing. I was bringing Sokolov out of the base to use him as a hostage while negotiating my defection. Im giving him back, I just want them to hear me out without shooting me.

Volgin shows up

Me: I heard you hate Kruschev! Same! Fuck that guy! Wowee! This is even better than defecting to the Soviet government! I can defect to a faction trying to get things back on track. As an American...corn sucks.

The Boss- still kicks the shit out of me and throws me off a bridge

You can do a lot wirh onions. If they have a freezer, you can slice en and dice em and freeze em. Same with caramelized ones. Pickling is good as well, but make sure you keep ir refrigerated unless youre following the exactly right procedures. That's a novel amount of onions and id bury the lede posting about it as well.

Its kinda default and expected for Americans online to think theyre the only country with the internet, Brits always stand out cause they do the same while living in an unimportant country.

Im getting high all the time and find that just leads to me having dreams later on in my sleep so I wake up from them 2 hiurs before im gonna wake up or so.

Aye

Saw this on the TruAnnon sub and while im not sure if its true...it does seem to check out. Only Fans was firewalled before and they're just re-banning it.

I like it. Dragonite has always been cute. Also if I had to guess I would say that the Pokémon game fan base veers slightly female but is fairly equal across that board and would have to also guess a LOT of the merchandise sales are from women. Dudes complaining about a cute Dragonite aren't buying the plushies. In general it's the biggest media franchise, so theres probably a Lil something for everyone to obtain such worldwide mass appeal. I like it when theyre more cute, Pokémon shouldn't be badass.

There's cool and Kermit writes you a memorial letter cool.

If Rusty also had henchmen

I work at a restaurant and our 50lb bags of onions are pretty close tongoing off by rhe time we finish a sack and we go through one a week or so. That's a lot of onions for one person.

Dont they need to make like 30 games with absolute nonsense names before another numbered one?

Instead of being dommed while smoking crack? Downgrade

In respect for Ozzy we should all piss on the Alamo

Dozle: explains Hitler

Gihren: yeah. Im gonna do that!

Cleveland Rocks and Pumled Up Kicks have the same melody for the chorus.

He was trying to draw more enemies eith the horn and getting some allies would help, but by that point boomer kinda knew he had pushed Frodo to go solo or at the very least he had to leave the company and probably also felt the need to make amends for trying to take the ring. All that with his Gondor pride meant he was gonna stand off as hard as he could. The fellowships was always gonna separate but the circumstances it happens under was very different than snyone had thought. Merry and Pippin didn't know shit about what was going on and probsvlt addime they were all going to mordor.

I wrote orcs and auto correct happened. That must hafe seemed super confusing.

So in the books its 2 different parties of orcs with different goals that end out with a temporary alliance attacking the fellowship. In the book while the fellowship is heading down the river they're getting sniped at first on the wear by saruman's guys and then in the east by Sauron's. During that boat ride Legolas spots and shoots down a nazgul who's flying way up above. While the isengard orcs get merry and Pippin on the west side of the river the east side mordor orcs are crossing and going with cause sauron doesn't want sariman getting the ring. Later Grishnak who doesn't just want to eat the hobbita in the books meets back with the nazgul who was shot down and was on the way to report saruman being a traitor to Sauron and to get the hobbits back to mordor abd not yet saruman get em cause both parties believe Merry or Pippin have the ring. The third party are orcs from Moria who just wanna get a couple revenge kills in so they csn go back saying they did something.

My friend's reaction was really funny though "I didn't know he could do that!"

Just found out Ozzy Osborne died. Im actually really fucking bummed.

Squidward is just Burt from Sesame Street.