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EffortlessEffluvium @ EffortlessEffluvium @lemmy.zip
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flowers for the lost

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  • Hey! Leave Otto's girlfriend out of this!

    • Starling.png

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  • We downloaded a whole country to a bunch of birds!

    • Out for a hike and found this interesting tree

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  • Maybe don't go after underage trees?

    • I did it. 🥇

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  • And we're so proud of you!
    Now the bathroom!
    (Oops! Looks like "Next time!")

    • Happy Saturday

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  • Pish Posh

    • Chuck Schumer theorizes the reason for the house recess is to draft pardon papers for Maxwell

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  • Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
    Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

    • I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

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  • I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

    • ... You're mocking me, aren't you?

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  • No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

    • Devils Panties 07/22/2025

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  • Did you know that sex is a heritable trait?

    If your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either.

    • My first colonoscopy

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  • This is a shit-free shitpost.
    Because of laxatives.

    • Looks Who's Talking: Trek edition

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  • That was easy!

    • Computer scientist Margaret Hamilton with the extensive amount of code she and her team wrote to guide the NASA mission to the Moon, USA, 1969

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  • She worked as part of a team of three with the Lion and the Wardrobe…

    • Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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  • Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

    • I designed and printed 81 custom keycaps for the GameCube Keyboard Controller, then hacked it to work with Animal Crossing

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  • That’s one w i d e controller!

    • If you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot is doing a crab.

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  • Very unhappy.

    • 'Universal cancer vaccine' trains the immune system to kill any tumor

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  • But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

    /s (duh)

    • I regret nothing

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  • Always has been

    • groof

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  • I am Groof.

    • smells like i killed the rooster

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  • Closer I am to Vine

    • Best feeling

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  • How is rabbie formed?