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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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  • out of service only for the peasants.

  • Step one, we sew up the market with contracts for every single goodwill, then once we have market share we jack up the price 400 percent and we lock them in. then we go to the consumers with a free app and tell them it's all for the best for crowdsourcing and then once we have that we buy all the usual inventory from junk yards in India and we cut out goodwill entirely. this is business, listen to Daddy.

  • Legend, and a true pussy magnet.

  • I once fought a kangaroo, it was in 1973. we had both been drinking quite a bit of Irish whiskey and the punk started to come at me. We took a few swings before a copper found us, and if one of them dames at the bar hadn't been egging us on I would have finished it. but you try to tell stories like this to kids today, they just don't believe you.

  • Dominatrix Janeway, I like it

  • Blep

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  • Oscar the Grouch has been reincarnated

  • There's a huge insatiable demand for baby podcasts. getting in on the ground floor.

  • We have commitments for the first round of seed funding already, act now before the valuation goes up to 8 billion.

  • Thats some funny shit.

  • Coding is hard, and its also intimidating for non-coders. I always used to look at coders as kind of a different kind of human, a special breed. Just like some people just glaze over when you bring up math concepts but are otherwise very intelligent and artistic, but they can't bridge that gap when you bring up even algebra. Well, if you are one of those people that want to learn coding its a huge gap, and the LLMs can literally explain everything to you step by step like you are 5. Learning to code is so much easier now, talking to an always helpful LLM is so much better than forums or stack overflow. Maybe it will create millions of crappy coders, but some of them will get better, some will get great. But the LLM's will make it possible for more people to learn, which means that my crypto scam now has the chance to flourish.

  • the drumpf is the best golfer there ever was, he knows these people, you see.

  • no prob! happens a fair amount. at least people notice and don't accept it as fake news, I am happy about that.

  • The whole point of this community is to take a normal headline that usually has a picture, and completely repurpose the headline.

  • I'm not going to subscribe unless it is sumo versus bears

  • Note-to-self make sure to clone yourself and have a barbecue at least once.

  • I still think I could take him

  • I believe I could crush a polar bear because my processor is a neural net processor. as AT 1000 series I am not as advanced as my predecessors. however I am capable of torque of 20,000 square foot Running at 100 millijoules Until I execute full power. the polar bear is no match for me.

  • Don't forget the Micro Plastics, it only makes you stronger.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

    Good to know.

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

    Literally the crumb grabber.

    Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Thought I ate all the crackers, found two tucked away in one corner of the bag.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    Woman eats 150 preying mantises, pronounces them "quite excellent"

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    The most dangerous babies in the world

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

    Meow.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    Moderator lock is off, Crossing my fingers that this all works out. Got something to cross post that should be a much better headline? Do it now or forever hold your peace.

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Green poop and Bulgaria.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    $200 Escape plan for Arch villains, Get it now at a substantial discount.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    This is the minimum space that Jesus needs when you are dancing. see how easy it is?

    Shitty Million Dollar Ideas @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Infinite profit loop! small overhead! incredible business! Penny stock trading over $3 already! Don't sleep on this one

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Post your correlation here.

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Don't shoot the messenger

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

    Modern problems. modern solutions.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    The Venn diagram Of alien bases and fertility clinics.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    Scientists discovered the Relationship between silicone breasts and enhanced fertility.

    New Communities @lemmy.world

    Suspiciously strange correlations

    New Communities @lemmy.world

    Regular news stories with completely wrong And hopefully funnier headlines

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    Turtle feels fabulous, does a gender reveal.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee

    Proof positive that alien DNA is the cause of the reptilians taking over Earth.