NTA but unwise. As others have mentioned: they'll look into who used those stolen miles and, assuming you gave them your real information, they'll send the heavies stright to your door.
My own personal line in the sand is what Wikipedia calls "the sixth generation": Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo Gamecube, Sony PS2, Microsoft Xbox. They're "retro" to me. Starting from the seventh generation, there was a noticeable bump in the ability for systems to churn out relatively-realistic graphics, with the PS3 and Xbox 360 leading the way, and the Wii embracing its delightfully-modern cartoony style.
Honestly, even as a Windows 11 user, the Films & TV app is the only way I've ever found. You could try youtube-dl but it's unlikely to be able to bypass their DRM even if you can find a direct download link. I'd just go ahead and download it from another source, you already paid for it, you have the right to watch it IMHO.
Unfortunately you would need some kind of electronics in the middle. You can get USB "bridged" or "networking" cables, but they aren't regular USB cables.
However, the electronics could be a smartphone if you have one. Transfer the files from your old laptop to the phone, then to your new laptop.
Ultimately, networking would be the easiest and fastest way to do it. If you're on Windows, you could use a program such as FastCopy to verify the files on the receiving end.
It's already making things hard. Unless you live in a cave (and even if you do, quite probably, IDK) you'll have noticed an increase in the frequency of what's euphemistically called "extreme weather events". These things are bad for us, but even worse for crops, and they're going to keep on getting worse.
Doesn't look all that silent to me?