BananaPeal @ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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It's an old format, but it checks out

An aquarium is just a fish museum

Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them

Valentine's Hulk

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up.

Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person?

It took me years to realize this

Dear A-holes

When do you brush your teeth?

Four blades, five nights

Sticking with what you know

Is Ohio even real?

My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome.

If we're going back, let's go for a good reason

Best way to tell if you need a shower

Guy Yoga

Like a giant Dutch oven

It's time for a renaissance