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  • That's one nice fat tapir.

  • I blame the decline of Digimon, which lead to the Digimonfication of Pokemon design.

  • Okay, then you two are just partners lol. "Tactical unity" doesn't even make sense in this context since I would suppose that you and your soulmate would agree on every single fundamental and significant matter and agree on most trivial matters as well. You might as well say Castro and Che form a tactical unity instead of being two comrades who loved each other as brothers.

  • I am in a tactical alliance with Saul Wenger in which we both read each other's works and spread them around.

    Jesus Christ dude. This is just called being an acquaintance.

    1. It was easy to tell AOC was full of shit when she eulogized McCain despite not being a politician up until that point nor running in the same legislative body and party as McCain.
    2. Corbyn had it in him to form a new party even if it was due to him getting kicked out of Labour.
  • Arcanum had a fucked up sideplot that spanned the entire game to explain why female half-ogres don't exist.

  • They are probably the same type of loser who cries about cheat codes in singleplayer games as if cheating even makes sense in that context or the context of losing weight for that matter. How about they mind their own fucking business?

  • Treble of peace officers of the law underwent sudden unconsciousness after being subjected to force of sudden pressure wave of gaseous molecular nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide along with trace molecules most of which are organic in nature.

  • Heck r/TrueAnon had a whole thread about how dog owners are reactionary (can't find it now for whatever reason).

    New struggle session just dropped.

  • There's only so much you could polish the "slavery is good for slaves" turd. You would think that people would wise up after nearly two centuries of repeatedly polishing the turd.

  • The Simpsons

    I always remembered Abe saying, "And it'll happen to you!" instead of "It'll happen to you!" And the weirdest part is even when I see the actual scene, my mind always tries to insert the "and" for some reason lol

  • I'm not a vet, but I've rubbed shoulders with plenty of vets.

    1. Every vet I know (10+) suffers from some physical ailment, be it tinnitus (very common), knee problems, back problems, and so. One dude I know is getting colonoscopies in his mid 30s because he slept right next to a giant pit where they burn their trash. And this isn't even considering the PTSD. And the really fucked up thing is that most of the vets weren't even deployed to Afghanistan or Iraq. Just being a MP in some random base at Louisiana was enough to give them brutal tinnitus or being a glorified truck driver in Germany was enough to give them knee problems because they jumped off a ledge that was too high that one time.
    2. The VA isn't going to do shit. At best, it's a completely underfunded byzantine system where you have jump through Kafkaesque hoops and basically know the right people who know how to game the system in order to actually get them to do what they should be doing. And every vet is going to have some physical ailment from their service (see 1).
    3. He will basically have no rights as a soldier. All that shit in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, not that we should seriously consider them, completely goes out the window when you enlist. To give you an example, in courts martial, you're guilty until proven innocent. And this is also not getting into the fact that fragging isn't just done for anti-war reasons. It's very scary to be surrounded by people with guns who all understand that dead men tell no tales.
    4. SA is completely rampant and being a dude is not going to save him from being SA by his superiors. And going through the proper channels will not save him from "accidents" (see 3).

    I also briefly tried explaining some issues with the US military, but it's a bit hard to undo decades of american "education" in one conversation. He said "my moral code is also not nearly as strong as yours, and I have very little strong feelings toward very much at all outside of just trying to be a good person". I assume he reached out to me because he's having some doubts.

    What branch is he thinking about enlisting? Not all branches are equal.

  • Qin Shi Huang stans. The actual dynasty wasn't that good since we're accounting for the reign of his son and most of the legwork towards unification under Qin was done by his great-grandfather Zhaoxiang of Qin.

  • Safe answer is Han or Tang.

  • @grok give me a furry version of Musk's self-insert AI

  • This is what I would use https://stopice.net/

    ICEBlock being closed sourced (and baffling only on iOS for some reason) is DOA for what it's designed to do. This looks much better.

  • "What's up? The sky, dipshit."

    Uh aktually, what's up is the ceiling because we're inside a building.

    "Your gender's just another excuse for you to cry when I roast your ass, princess."

    Missed opportunity for Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

  • Still can't get over how the Black dude only agreed to be in this ad if we can't see his face lmao

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Augustus shouldn't have stopped at Teutoburg Forest (CW: Zionism, fugly AI art)

    badposting @hexbear.net

    So, then, "mono" means "mono" and "rail" means "track" and that concludes our intensive two-week course.

    doomer @hexbear.net

    Are there anti-vaxxers who are against giving their dogs rabies shots?

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Despite multiple struggle sessions about Pope Francis's death, we didn't get a single shitpost about Juan Guaido being the interim pope smfh

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    On this blessed Holy Saturday, let us commemorate our Lord Jesus Christ's descent into Hell to free the souls of the dead from Satan with this blessed hymn

    Ethnic Minorities and People of Color @hexbear.net

    One of the editors of Hood Communist was detained for four hours and had their electronics confiscated while on their trip back from Cuba

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Your injury was not service related. (CW: two dudes getting their legs and ankles broken from a nasty parachute landing)

    Slop. @hexbear.net

    "Caring less is okay. :)" - Director of Cornell’s disciplinary office after suspending 30+ students for protesting against the genocide in Gaza

    bloomer @hexbear.net

    As many as 80 Tesla vehicles vandalized in Hamilton

    acab @hexbear.net

    The Puppygirl Hacker Polycule Strikes Again

    acab @hexbear.net

    No officers were injured during the incident

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    If the brows don't fit, you must acquit.

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Syria before the Islamic Revolution

    selfcrit @hexbear.net

    My Apology and Explanation

    games @hexbear.net

    GTA:SA was released exactly 20 years ago

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    International Longshoremen's Association will Maintain Pledge to Handle Military Cargo During Strike

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Wokeness Kills Class Politics and Empowers Empire (w/ Christian Parenti and Chris Hedges)

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    At NLR, we have ongoing disagreement over whether ‘genocide’ is the most accurate term for Israel’s carpet-bombing of Gaza.

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Who must go?

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Save our pets!!!!! (CW: Libs in the replies tweeting all the animals Trump Jr killed from hunting)