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  • I mean it's almost like the united states is a machine that runs on Mexicans and other migrant workers toiling under reprehensible conditions so that we can have... Mcdonalds?

  • I'm hoping for a queue system

  • That's unfair to microwaves.

  • Bro they have a sign up that says "Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and YOU SHALL FIND REST FOR YOUR SOULS." according to this article, which is a hair raising echo of "Work makes you free" or whatever the Auschwitz sign said.

  • They look like random Grand Theft Auto enemies that you wipe out by the dozen.

  • This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn't seen this post.

  • I think websites should just be held more accountable.

    I don't think wholesale banning children from the internet is a good idea. I remember being a child online in the distant past and it being cool, it's be a shame if I couldn't have thst experience. Though I know the web has changed.

  • I'm just going to leave this here: https://elan.school/ That's how I learned about this.

    I read the whole thing, and it's haunting, there's no way this shit could be made up, the gravity is too insane, and there's also you know, evidence.

  • God that's really hard.

    It's probably one of the little oddball ones you never see like the aliens that go yip.

    I vibe with the Swedish Chef and Kermit himself.

  • I don't want to toot my own horn but I think that my odds against someone wearing boxing gloves would be pretty good if I had a katana personally.

  • That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

  • "Squircles", Just make shit square you fuckers I hate you

  • Short answer no, Long answer noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Try as I might I don't think I'll ever understand people who like manual transmission. I think it's like some kind of elitism thing? I can drive the annoying esoteric vehicle so I'm better than you?

    It's not like it actually makes you go faster, automatic transmissions are pretty good these days. I've tried to drive manual vehicles and it just required way too much of my attention for what should be a simple means of conveyance.

  • If it's paid we can go to Chuck-E-Cheese for all I care

  • My current personal hell is

    Log in to use Splurp™️!

    USERNAME: Bongo Password: Schleeb209-!AA12

    An E-Mail has been sent to Bongo@bingus.gov with a link to sign in [click link] Please confirm with 2FA!

    Now do this again every fucking hour on this service you use all day you fucking cow.

  • "books in libraries that reference sexual orientation or gender identity be made inaccessible to minors." time to ban all books with characters lmao. An AFAB woman who identifies as a woman has a gender identity

  • Call me when I can play ALL the video games I want to play on Linux and I'll happily ditch windows.

    Hard mode: you aren't allowed to mention Proton or tell me to abandon video games I like because "Well kernal anticheat is bad and was invented by satan" (it is, I know, I still want to play fortnite occasionally or whatever).