My date when I start talking about my special interest
CeeLo Green reprises his hit 2010 single "Fuck You" in the third-person
When I tell my Battlefield squadmate to watch out for a camper
People in 2015 realizing we didn't have hoverboards yet
When I emerge from the basement for the first time in 10 months
When I never get invited to any social gathering during high school
Me immediately being tempted to eat the entire bag of chips after only a single handful
Me at 13 asking if I can have Christmas dinner at the adults' table
Star Citizen players after giving Chris Roberts a month’s pay for a 400-meter Liberator-class carrier by Shitfuck Industries
Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says