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FauxPseudo @lemmy.world

1w ago

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I didn't know cats could lay so many eggs !
- Do a stool sample for parasites and you will find all kinds of eggs coming from cats.

So from context this guy is shooting wild eggs out of the sky with his two egging cats
- I would never shoot into the sky. What goes up must come down.
  
  Voyager 1 is shaking right now

Did this dude just extort eggs from birds at gunpoint?
- Obviously the cats. Not the birds.

We are in trying times
- I'm a trying person

Come and take it. 🔫 🥚 🐈

This guy is the reason eggs are so expensive.

Trump is about to make a truth social post blaming this guy for the price of eggs.
- If it means I get to turn that into a vehicle to tell him off then I'm okay with that.

green egg near the front! Easter Eggers my beloved :)
- Good eye. We have two Easter eggers but one of them lays very thin shelled eggs that seldom survive. And the other one isn't much better.
  
  Aw, shame. I've found feeding mine eggshells helps their shells thicken, but I don't know how much that would help yours. Tell them I said hello!

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