Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed
‘An astronaut could make it to Mars but they might need dialysis on the way back,’ scientist warns
Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can't escape to a red shit hole now.
Ah who am I kidding.
Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn't cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.
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It's cold up there. Of course it's going to shrink. I'm sure it's more than adequate.
Oh, kidney. Nvm.
Don't worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.
