'We thought it was impossible:' Water frost on Mars discovered near Red Planet's equator
'We thought it was impossible:' Water frost on Mars discovered near Red Planet's equator
wait til they find oil...
Oil discovered on Mars
US gov: So anyways, we've decided that we suddenly LOVE NASA and are going to divert 1T$ to it
Breaking news: terrorist operation discovered on Mars, potential of wmds.
The Bush administration suddenly decides Mars is ripe for regime change.
Titan has oil and we have known for decades
Materialize some non-white insurgents, FREE 🦅 them, profit