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Ok but the driver ain't getting charged for that shit right? Sounds like self defense but the "racist slurs" part has me worried bro's gonna get profiled
- He did not get charged. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/22/fedex-driver-fatally-punches-back-after-racist-vitriol-oregon/2089320002/
  
  Mr. Warren was within his right to exit his vehicle and verbally challenge the manner in which Mr. Magnuson was addressing him," Gibbs' memo reads.
  What the fuck. That is NOT self-defense.

Poor fucking driver, thought he was stronger, he was supposed to be stronger.
- That was such a disappointing finale to a very mid season...

The epitome of being able to dish it out but not take it yourself.
- He could dish it out, but got a dish back in his face and fuckin died. It’s like karmatic poetry or sumthn

Ok, I've heard about those that get punched once and cry, but this is a whole other, video game level shit.
- It's more common than you'd think.
  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38992393
- It happens if you get hit in the head. The skull isn't actually all that good at protecting the brain after all.
- San Francisco just held its annual wild costumed (or naked) race yesterday. Reminded of this story:
  I can’t stand fighting or videos thereof. Hitting someone means you’re willing to kill someone. Surely only happens <0.1% of the time. But should be reserved for safety issues (self defense), not genitalia measuring.
  
  Yesterday! That's right, two decades ago my wife and I were visiting SF at this time of year, right around the Bay To Breakers.
  To this day I cannot fully wrap my head around the concept that a city would host such a peculiar event with mass public nudity, and I applaud it, a non-prudish attitude towards one's own body is a healthy attitude, at minimum it's a step in the right direction.
  But instead of going to see the Bay To Breakers, we opted for something... shall we say... a little more refined, more spiritual? We attended Sunday morning service at an African Orthodox church.
  There I was, an atheist, dragging my wife to Sunday mass, so what gives? This was something special, The Church Of Saint John Coltrane. Three hour service, two and a half of 'em live jazz, with around 10 or 12 musicians.
  Afterwards, we congratulated the bishop for the extraordinary experience, and at his recommendation, my wife and I had lunch at a soul food restaurant nearby.
  That was a special, special Sunday, I do not regret missing out on the Bay To Breakers that day.
- When you head back to the starting area after completing the main quest.

I hate to break it to you brother, but that guy was not sent to heaven.
Also, self defence argument holds here. Someone was running his mouth, he also ran his. Someone threw a punch, he returned fire. No escalation. Self defence
- it says "sent him to God" no mention of Heaven. God being the energy of the universe that makes up all things in which we return to once our bodies piss off the right FedEx delivery guy (or girl)
- We don't know for sure but I certainly HOPE he wasn't sent straight to heaven without going through some serious and difficult reformation of the soul first
  
  Well according to common myth they've got a pretty solid screening system, so I'm sure it's fine.

Unrelated: Why does it say FederalExpress Express on the truck? Is that like LCD display, but double fast, not double display?
- I think it's because Federal Express the company has services which includes ground and express. Some trucks are marked FedEx ground so this is to mark that it's the express service truck I guess.
  
  Furthermore, FedEx Express drivers are employed by FedEx. FedEx Ground drivers are all working for a bunch of contractors, similar to how Amazon runs their delivery service.
  
  This is correct. When I was working there in a warehouse, we were technically a FedEx SmartPost which dealed mainly with sprinter vans, but would help out for the ground freight and express. When I was leaving I think they were getting rid of SmartPost and rolling them into Ground or Express. Fedex Air is also it's own thing.
- It’s because the name of the company is just FedEx now. They don’t use “federal express” in anything that I’m aware of.
  FedEx Express is what used to be called Federal Express. It’s just one of the operating companies under the umbrella of “FedEx corporation.”

Dude clearly needed a fragile sticker
- Bro got shock watched.

Damn that sucks. Pretty sure he didn't want to kill the dude. Big guys need to keep pepper spray on them. Guy I knew threw a retaliatory punch outside a club. Recipient's head hit the curb. Dead as latin. Now that guy's in prison. Not fuckin worth it.
- Yeah, a long time ago, when I was working security at a very large hospital, we had a person kicked out of the ER for abusing staff. In the drive way to the ER he started refusing to leave. We radio the local police patrol. Three cops show up. After about 45 minutes of trying to talk him into leaving, he pulled out a knife and lunged. So I punched him in the side of his head, towards the back. He dropped dead. He had an aneurysm and that blow ruptured it, instantly killing him.
  Luckily for me, the person he was trying to stab was a cop, so there was no question of criminal charges.
  
  Fuck that's gnarly.
- I'm a really big dude and that shit terrifies me. Some people like to target fat folks thinking they're out of shape. And I am very, very out of shape.
  But the fact that I can get out of bed and walk up stairs effortlessly means I'm incredibly, incredibly strong. What most people lift when maxing out is what I lift every time I move.
  If I throw a punch in anger, I could easily kill.
  
  Calm down bro, being overweight is not turning you into Mike Tyson immediately. You know, an unskilled fist punch to the face of another man can also result in hurting or partly breaking your own hand.
- I took a latin class in high school, so he's probably deader than that

Guess he found out.

"I'm going to send you to the N E X T D I M E N S I O N!!!
- UPS?

Looks like your fragile brains are actually fragile, pops

How can you have non same day shipping in this case
- Guy faints, goes to the hospital, dies two days later
- Next Day: Succumbs to his injuries a day later
  Second Day: you guessed it
  Ground: Drives to the hospital
  Express: Ambulance
  Air Express: Medevac helicopter