Who is this? wrong answers only

yahtzee, as perceived by himself, circa 2010

i ship them

US "contractor' pulling out of Syria after lighting the oil wells on fire because we're sore losers.

Adam Savage in the final shot of every mythbusters episode

Literally me

This is a YouTube athiest on his way to destroy your religion (2012, re-colorized)

A complete badass

The snoiper (not tf2)

A guy who has very strong opinions on the age of consent

That's the pornographic actor formerly known as McCree.

This is the Nostalgia Critic's form in the dream realm, where he and Spoony do spiritual battle to determine the fate of the vibrasphere

Adrian Darkblade, master of the nodachi.

Ben Shapiro

That's Johnny Depp in the final act of Once Upon A Time in Mexico

That's the hacker, anonymous

Is there even an actual right answer, like this surely is not "a guy" but just "some guy"

Either way my answer is the Forgotten Weapons guy.

While you were out partying I was studying the checks notes... The horn?

Elon Musk's next Halloween costume.