if you remove the "boss wants you dead" line, it's irl kebab shop dialogue
That's kebab shop dialogue on Halloween (he laughs as he says it to the kebab meat and is wearing devil horns while he cooks up the kebab)
It's da bat!
Gooning turning into a masturbation thing while I work shopping my goon (as in the OPs version of it) bit. Was a tragedy, got a black turtleneck and was gonna get a gold chain for it
Going to the goon cave to fight the villain
Plato's allegory of the goon cave