Gobbo disappointment

Google says it’s “TateOfTot” on twitter.

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

I can fix her

I can fix her 😤

you're aware humans have existed in the wild for millions of years and we regularly fucked other human species, ye? and people can be in relationships without having sex.

Goblins that are capable of intelligent speech and understanding and desiring the concept of a husband are well within the limits of acceptability.

I mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible

Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Bruh she has two toned hair and it looks good. That woman knows how to use hair dye well. I bet she bathes every day. Or every second day, goblins probably have healthier bathing habits than humans. Humans are so obsessed with cleanliness they don't give their bodies time to apply its own natural measures. You're not supposed to wash your hair with shampoo every day, you'll damage it. And no conditioner above the neck. Your hair's natural oils will come in and you'll have healthy locks that shine. Constantly stripping your hair's natural oils away will just make you dependent on shampoo and conditioner.

Fiction can be whatever you want it to be. There's no Right way to depict fantasy races/creatures.

You had me at smells like shit

Clean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance

Making a lot of assumptions and claims about a literal fantasy creature.

I'd marry goblin slayer

The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.

You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.

Sad truth is, the government does not care about the wellbeing of goblins. Shameful.

That said, i do not see a mention of age.

i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they're fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that's their age limit, we don't get to impose that on their species.

Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don't want to face an angry goose.

But don't stick your dick in crazy!

I saw an opportunity and I took it!

I can unabashedly say I have been enthusiastic enough with my partner to the point that "squeaker toy" is something of an intimate joke between us. I had assumed that others would have similar experiences or understanding. That's on me.