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They don't just hit each other. A few years ago, I was riding my bike (as in bicycle, not motorbike). A bat hit me head-on. Right on the, err, gentleman's sausage.
I'm still waiting for super powers to appear.
If you were hoping for Batman super powers, I regret to inform you that he doesn't have any. However, if your billionaire parents were killed in front of you as a child, you may be in luck.
Typical self made billionaire
What do you want? Sonar Cock?
Same thing happened to me. Right at dusk, just riding along on my bike and outta nowhere a bat wrapped its wings around my head. It felt like getting lightly smacked by a warm, moist leather glove.
It's like the orcas and yachts thing, but less polite
Granted: you will now lead the insect based agroindustrial revolution and save the planet.
Super patience? It appears you have it already.