Reposting my old stuff from reddit #2: And you thought it was the least intimidating option.

oh, hello sir what do you mean, "Why didn't you fuck my daughter?" wait, why are you mad about that?

Oh, heyyyyyy, Mr. Goodfellow, I was JUST about to contact you, actually...

deception check

rolls a nat 1

This is awesome

For whatever reason, I saw the silhouette of Alexander Anderson from Hellsing, with the dandelions as shine from his glasses.