I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

My son is also named borts

Hufflepuff class roster.

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.

Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

Remember Asheliigynne

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?

Hobem -> hold them doors

Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣

Tag yourself, I'm Foob

Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"

Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

Hey shamp, how was sshool?

That guy is smiling suspiciously much for someone who is currently spending time in the vicinity of a large quantity of third graders whose mother named him Bootus

None of them will ever find a fake license tag at an amusement park, and that's just sad.

This has some real Bobson Dugnutt energy.

Jorch over here looking like a yeti

Hi Borts!

BOOTUS ENGAGE!

It looks like a home school yearbook and uncle grandpa brother Jimbus hasn't included spreading the gene pool in the science curriculum.

I wonder if bootus a fetish or aversion.

Hey asheliigymne!! Long time no see

I used to buy drugs off of Hunby.

no to rain on the parade but this is definitely human made content pretending like it's some weird AI shit. the names are way too obvious. Only a person trying to make a funny meme would put "broop, fooby, foob, shimp" in there.