I tried touching grass, but I don't think it worked out well for the grass

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Did you get the grass' consent before you touched it?
- I molested grass.
  
  Grass hates moles.
- Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!
It's greener because it's covered in shit.
First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!
- This is the second comment I've seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?
  
  I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person
  
  No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I've been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.
Someone should drill that into the minds of the military

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