I suppose even Krypton has a South

Maybe it's Lara Kent Supergirl, who is Clarks daughter. Which is worse.

I mean, she's the only one who could handle his ballistic sperm, no? 🤔

Look! In the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No! It's Superman fucking his cousin!

Really though she probably is the only one who can take his load without it blowing out the top of her skull.

Clark was raised on a farm. It still checks out.