This went poorly

Clearly they needed the special bejeweled mittens to hold it.

I mean, if you can find a way to harness it, it sounds like the perfect way to banish enemies to the shadow realm.

Affordable housing? Sign me up!

Had to read that like seven times before I got it.

I thought a player literally tried to steal a DM’s prop and the bottom text seemed like a malformed sentence.

Remember, always wear gloves during a burglary.

Reminds me of how I introduced a bag of devouring at a defective magic item shop and the party bought it anyways.

I should have learned my lesson after the last bag incident