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This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure
Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.
I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.
Well there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.
Pretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉
That gets a stamp of approval
My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.
It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.
Ah the holy trinity.
not a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.
"Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms."
"..."
"I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms."