More like run on sentence horror.
, : ; doing a lot of heavy lifting
77 0 ReplySeriously it defeats the purpose of being two sentence horror if both "sentences" are just a full paragraph with no punctuation.
56 0 ReplyUsing find and replace on War and Peace to replace all periods with commas and claim victory over the sub
19 0 ReplyThat’s just the average literary author
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Ah, well: nevertheless;
31 0 ReplyThis is ADHD slander
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There's a little tiny nugget of an interesting horror idea here, maybe reflecting the artificiality of suburban American dream nuclear family life, maybe that it's all a lie and the people you love and count on could abandon you any second, but it was done in the most awkward way - and tying kink is just weird lol. I don't think anyone could do a 24/7 dynamic and then just... walk away lol
62 0 Replybut it was done in the most awkward way
This is the real horror. Making it about kink aside, this gave me flashbacks of being unable to explain ideas as a child.
42 0 ReplyYeah this screams teenager with decent imagination and a critical eye towards social constructs, but hasn’t developed the skills to express those in a smooth, articulate manner.
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And it's been done better years ago in a song as well. The lines "And you may say to yourself this is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!" From Once In A Lifetime is basically that, but good.
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If your two sentence horror requires an essay to actually make sense, it isn't really "two sentence" horror, is it?
56 0 ReplyTwo sentence horror is always garbage. Its always a run on sentence with bad punctuation that overexplains bullshit and then "but baby ded"
50 0 ReplyCounterpoint: I told him to pass me a soda. Little did I know that it was ✨spooky soda✨
43 0 ReplyThere was like, maybe 20-50 good 2 sentence horror ideas. They've all been posted already, it's just 2 paragraph horror now.
20 0 Replybut baby ded is so such a good encapsulation
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shines flashlight under face
but it wasn’t 😱
48 0 ReplyThat sub is really scary
if you're a punctuation mark.
40 0 ReplyLove my two sentence horror story to contain an additional paragraph of lore you have to read to understand it.
39 0 ReplyAverage r/TwoSentenceHorror post:
38 0 ReplyTrying my hand at two sentence horror:
It’s my 80 anniversary. Walmart has promised i will get shorter shift today and a donut.
35 0 ReplyYou should post this one in the subreddit.
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My apologies if this one missed the mark. Here is the explanation: pee pee poo poo
33 0 Replybut it wasn't
Damn got a master scribe here
30 0 Reply[Sentence 1]. [She/he/they] died ten years ago.
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26 0 ReplyLmao I've been missing these amateur translators. It was always fun to see their notes scrabbled in the margins of manga as well.
20 0 ReplyIt's nice having some nerd explain cultural and linguistic nuances instead of just like editing rice cakes into donuts
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this is tiktok romance author levels of hilariously bad
23 0 ReplyWonder if that might actually be underhanded anti-BDSM/anti-sexual roleplay propaganda
22 0 ReplyDoubtful. The “artificial sexual life” trope has been around for a while now. Most recently, Her and Blade Runner 2049 come to mind
8 0 ReplyNah the Reddit post reads like some weird anti-kink/anti-abortion shit
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Two sentence horror, especially the construct of the subreddit, is that of a setup and punchline. A joke. The title is first given, setting up a tension, and then when you click on it, it releases the tension with one sentence. A punchline.
21 0 ReplyLongest two sentences of my life
20 0 ReplyThat dropped baby's name? Alfred Einstein. And there, hanging behind the babby, WAS THE HOOK
20 0 Reply"No, John, you are the demons."
And then John was a zombie.
19 0 ReplyIt's true, I was the
19 0 ReplyWhat is this: a dark comic bit? This makes no sense...
18 0 ReplyBut then who is the baby? The baby is you.
18 0 ReplyCategory 3 Homestuck Reference spotted smh
5 0 ReplyIt keeps happening
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then who was phone
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17 0 Replythis was funnier when it was the series finale of Newhart
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There are much more than 2 sentences in that post
12 0 ReplyI’m not going to hate on this too much because it could be a young kid dipping their toes into fiction-writing. A lot of my early stuff is very cringe lol
12 0 ReplyMe thinking back to high school literature class, then curling into a ball and rolling into the trash in shame.
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I feel like a seven year old could write one better than this
11 0 ReplyWesterners when the american dream isn't real: HORROR!
11 0 ReplyIf I had a nickel for every twosentencehorror post I've seen about throwing babies I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
11 0 ReplyLol that got me pretty good
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9 0 ReplyNo, I got it, it just wasn't good.
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is it bad I found this really funny? am I a lib now?
9 0 ReplyI chuckled, though calling it a "two-sentences" is a stretch.
6 0 ReplyBrb, submitting half a chapter of Moby Dick as a two sentence horror
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r/TwoSentenceHorror is a treasure trove of really shitty fiction with an inexplicably large amount of fans
9 0 Replyit's an interesting story concept. unfortunately limitations don't always breed creativity.
7 0 ReplyBegging redditors to read a single novel.
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6 0 ReplyI read this twice and don't understand.
5 0 ReplyPolonius-ass subreddit
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