Anon is a nazi (continued in body)

Tender Childhood Memory
be me
be in fifth grade
the scholastic book fair comes to our school every year
the kids in my class were really into "I Survived" books
"I Survived the Holocaust" is being sold
kids correlate Nazis being German with me being German and start calling me a Nazi
ask them what a Nazi is, but no one will tell me
too poor to buy the book
ask my stepmom at the time and she screams at me because "I'm too young to know about Nazis" and gets mad at me
too scared to ask teachers or my dad after getting yelled at
kids keep calling me a Nazi for weeks
get pissed
plot revenge
have fake cereal brand with my friend for some reason
never actually made the cereal yet, just pretend it exists and made fake ads for it and shit
tell people I'm finally going to make it
mix the most vile, abhorrent shit I can find in my kitchen together with red food dye and frosted flakes
feed it to the people calling me a Nazi, so most of my class ate it
gave them explosive diarrhea and food poisoning
somehow didn't get in trouble for biological warfare and was never punished by the school
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forget about it for eight years
randomly remember
tell my dad cause I think it's funny
”Anon, that's exactly what a Nazi would do."
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I guess those kids called it.