160 0 ReplyCave Johnson. We're done here.
70 0 ReplyThat's so lemon.
8 0 ReplyLemon peel is highly flammable
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When GOD gives you LEMONS
YOU FIND A NEW GOD
59 0 ReplyGODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE
11 0 ReplyI would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.
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But i love lemons
6 0 ReplyTHEN MAN IS GOD.
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yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.
47 0 ReplyDo you always treat your guests like potatoes?
34 0 ReplyNo, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
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where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?
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When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.
25 0 ReplyIt's not mandatory, but if you don't say "rule" then moss's alt will beat you senseless
19 0 ReplyWarm... and mandatory.
16 0 ReplyI, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.
14 0 ReplyYou don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?
14 0 ReplyI do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.
The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.
15 0 ReplyIt's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao
3 0 ReplyIt's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave
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Its not in the sidebar
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The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature
11 0 ReplyHumans made most of my problems too
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Got any grapes?
11 0 ReplyCapitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!
11 0 ReplyI don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.
6 0 ReplyFuckin' way she goes
6 0 ReplyOne 'rule' for each lemon, yes.
5 0 ReplyWelp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.
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When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.
4 0 ReplyYou wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.
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