Watching N64 Jeopardy video in despair now. I won't even watch anime, there is no joy in this world. Only facts about hogs.

What is "my wife"

[crowd boos]

I know, I know, I love my wife, FOLKS

In my last bit of liveliness in this life I exclaimed "Hoggopotamus!" but I was wrong to even try once again. Withering away.