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12mo ago

Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to?

www.businessinsider.com Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it

Donald Trump seemed to allude to sites honoring historical figures that had been renamed. But there have been no moves to change Pennsylvania's name.

Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it

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12mo ago

Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it

www.businessinsider.com /trump-claimed-pennsylvanias-name-will-change-he-loses-the-state-2024-2

Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it

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WOKEsylGAYnia
- That already exists but in Romania

Transylvania
- Frank-n-Furter for Governor
- There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania

BajaBlastopia

They should name it "California 2" to get the chuds really riled up
- The new capital will be California, home of the State's* flagship university "California University of ~~Pennsylvania~~ California 2."
  *we're also doing away with "Commonwealth"

Castlevania
- Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in
  
  Bowling over old ladies as I backdash my way down the sidewalk
- Pike county is part of the New York metro-id area
  
  Metroid is a portmanteau of Metro and Android.

Statey McStateface
- anybody who doesn't agree to renaming their state this should get the

Its true I'm changing the name to pennsylgaynia
- Boybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia

Israel

Wawakanda
- No that's for florida
- There will be a civil war between Wawakanda and Sheetzistan.

New Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let's keep up the theme here.)
Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.

Pencilvania

East East Palestine

Worker's Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We're annexing New Jersey.

North Maryland.

Penislovenia

Iraq

megalomania

Transgender
- Nonbibary
  
  Woke

PeePeePooPoosylvania

Only one person saying Poopsylvania smdh

The Court of the Crimson King

The Glands

They should just rename all the states after Black Sabbath songs.
- I'm.hopimg they'll live up to it. I feel like the French people swamp states have earned it by being where riffs were invented.

East Ohio.

Pennpapersylvania, its an idylic woodland where people play tabletop rpgs in an appropriately ambient setting

Penisvania

Williamsylvania

New Israel

Mensylvania and its just for the fellas

Shmiscuitopia

PA, like everyone who lives there calls it in day to day conversation.

Vagnoria

Castlevania

Pencilvania

Penysvania

vaginalvania

The Armpit Of AmeriKKKa

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Yinnzburg

TheGirlReadingThisVania

Bonerland?

Hunter
- hunter2

Name it Franklin so we piss off the folks in East Tennessee.

JohnBrownsylvania

Pepesylvia

Literal tweaker shit.
- I'd be down to call it that but I don't think the residents of PA would be happy.

The state of poo poo pee pee

Brandonland

Petoria

Pensey McPennsylvaniaFace

Penn&teller-sylvania

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