Come to Germany then. A license costs about 3-4000€ and involves a few theory classes, a theory test, somewhere around 20 hours of driving lessons with an instructor, and a practical test.
Our main danger here are currently people who got their license before the Vietnam war and refuse to give up driving.
For 3,000 €, you can learn Spanish and pass your test there and still save 500 €.
Nevertheless, I found German drivers to be among the best in the world, in terms of politeness maybe the training is worth the extra 3,000 €