What are these plants called?

Chodestools

Bravo.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Been a while since I've seen this one

That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

Look like fun guys to me

Underappreciated comment.

"Everything reminds me of... him."

They look more like a fungus than a plant

Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
- The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:
  Animals
  Plants
  Fungi
  Protists
  So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.
  Above that is the domains of life:
  Eukaryotes (all of the above)
  Bacteria
  Archaea
  Then above that:
  Cellular life (all of the above)
  Viruses
  Viroids
  Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
- Yes - they are completely different.

Phallusium chodecum

Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!
I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.

Sufficiently large mushrooms.

Organic nature pegs

I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus

Circumcision leftovers

Smegmushroom

Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?

No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
Yes pls

We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.

Bellend mushrooms

Dickweed

Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer

Homewrecker.

I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.

I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".

Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.

Phallus impudicus? Er, uh... I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦

Ooh ... The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)