Got caught looking for the nuclear wessels

Ah, wessels. Red scare joke that was a lot funnier in the '80s.

Reminds me of my old friend from work. She was an immigrant from a former Soviet state and would routinely order the side of "steamed wedgies" from the cafeteria at work. It was really hard to keep a straight face because aside from a few idiosyncrasies like this, her English was flawless. Never ever told her. It was too funny.