Life's simple pleasures
Life's simple pleasures
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Did you know that you can buy and eat pizza literally anytime you want? Nobody can stop you.
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The pizza place won't answer their phone at 3am 😡
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My bank account would like to contradict that.
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Your bowels can.
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You must not be married...
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Twice divorced. Like I said: nobody can stop you.
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Or a minor.
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