1y ago

Don't even think about it

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God's key
They're all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!
- If only we lived in a time where covering your face was commonplace
  
  It only makes you look suspicious when opening a vending machine. A vending machine company uniform would be better than covering your face.
- It's only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.
  You need to completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you empty several vending machines in a row.
  
  Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere
- Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn
What's great about this meme format is the opposite of what their followers would do. Satanists would share their key to feed the homeless while Christians would call the police..or just shoot them for looting. Cuz that's what Jesus would do.
Eh not all are the same. Sure there are some common locks and keys but most big vendors will install their own locks and keys.
- Cyndrical locks are pretty easy to pick, though. There's a $20 tool where you stick it in and wiggle it and done (this sentence is dirty and I'm not apologizing). Newer stuff uses different springs on each pin so they don't all pop at once, but then you just wiggle it for one pin, turn it a bit, then hit the next one. Takes longer, but it's not hard to learn.
might not even need the key
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  might not even need the key
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Dude, that monster energy withdrawal is savage, I guess

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