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2y ago

Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts "Click Click Boom" by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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Set appointment with your doctor.
Go to appointment.
Accept IV full of white shit.
Wake up stoned as balls
SO drives you home.
Easy money.
- For a prostate exam?
  
  You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards
- My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.
  
  All 10 of them?
- I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it
A better approach is to get familiar with your body.
He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.
- He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.

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