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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms

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Sexually curious man Alex Poe was forced to memorize three pages of acronyms before diving into a new kink.

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if you love what you do...

for me the greater challenge is that so many kinksters are actually very tedious people who really want to tell you about their sex lives in lieu of an actual conversation
- A friend of a friend once talked me into going to a munch, where some scenes were going to be done. I'm interested in seeing new things and try to be open to having my horizons broadened, so I figured why not?
  
  I have to say, not only did I find it intensely boring, it was also about as much of a turn-off as I can imagine any in-person experience being.
  
  usually a munch is for discussions and not for scenes. often in public bars and such too
  
  Yeah, I can't imagine doing a munch where there's scenes involved, that just seems weird, but the ones I've been to just serve as like lunch with some like minded people who just happen to be talking about cock and ball torture in an iHop
- Because being a kinkster is a hobby. It's different to how society treats sex.
- Yeah, I've encountered this. Not everyone in a community is a tedious, kink-obsessed person, but they will be the ones there the most, and it feels like the only thing they actually care about sometimes.
  
  I'm not shaming them, enjoy what you enjoy, but I feel the same about them as I feel about people who make weed a cornerstone of their personality.
  
  It's true of anyone who makes an aspect of themselves their entire personality. They're kind of insufferable.
Basically sex geeks.
- What’s a sex geek?
  
  People super into hobbies, I mean. Like someone who's so into homebrew or model trains that they have abstruse knowledge and use jargon to the point of incomprehensibility.
  
  People who geek out about sex. I mean no issue with that. I'm mostly jealous.
At this point it’s not just for kinks, it’s for modern sexuality and dating in general.
- True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.
  
  They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.
Not kink exactly but I had a boss who abbreviated Due To/From (when one segment of the business owes another for something) as DTF and I never figured out if he was trolling us, or had just never seen it used.
- I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.
  
  Down to fuck. A crude way of saying "m'lady/m'man, would you like to copulate with me?"
  
  You didn't ask, but means Down To Frolicking
  
  "Down to... (have some super) fun (times)"
  
  Except the f doesn't mean fun and the parenthesis are added by me. But if both parties consent I'm sure it would be a lot of fun.
It’s not that bad you just have to start with a 4 letter acronym that means 6 words and from there you pick up a bunch of new acronyms that already mean something else to you and will randomly be used for their normal meaning without warning just to test if you’re paying attention
I have a kink for white cotton camisoles and croptops, the thin material ones. I don't know where it came from but it's very strong. If I felt that way about feet I'd consider myself odd. Is there an acronym for this?
- "WCCC" for "White Cotton Camisole/Crop top Connoisseur"
  
  Right, see you at the next munch.
- Looking for WCCCT(TMO) call me at 555-5555 if interested
  
  On second thought it seems more like you're joining a union with this abbreviation 😆
I think this belongs in c/nottheonion.
- This is satire, so it wouldn't belong there.
  
  Oh, I thought it was the place for everything that wasn’t The Onion.
- No the hard times is also satire.
  
  I didn’t realize I was in c/thesatire
Are Reddit and Lemmy kinks? Because there are so many acronyms used here and there.
- Remember r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB
  
  (When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble)
- Remember r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB
  
  (When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble)
True of gaming as well.
So many different bois. But I just want one for myself.

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