Most legible scottish person

"Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she's a hottie, and she says, "thanks" like we're being friendly. I ain't just being friendly, I'm trying to fuck!"

I think I translated it correctly.

I swear Scottish people are the only ones who type in their own phonetic accent

It's easier if you read it out loud with a Scottish accent. Works for novels as well!

“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”

― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

I miss scottishpeopletwitter, did that move over here?

I understood that, surprisingly.

The names James, Bond James, Bond James is having a stronk call the bondulance

They have trouble getting elevators to understand them too.

Words can’t describe how much I love this tweet.

I wonder if pirate talk origins are from Scotland 🤔.

Relevant

Is there a Duolingo for this particular language?

"Ye x"? So her ex?

legible

I think I'm having a stroke.

I can't figure out what half of that says and want a translation

I know for sure, it something about lesbians...

I am not a native speaker. Prolonged exposure to the demoman from TF2 meant that I could understand all of this on first try. I am proud.

#ScottishPeopleTwitter