The World/Inferno Friendship Society - Let's Steal Everything

"The trick is this: don't get caught

You pick your fancy, you pick the lock

The trick is this: clean out the store and never buy

The trick is this: we are as one, we don't work for anyone

It's important what I'm saying, Don't be a jerk!

The trick is in the attention, in the eyeing of the ring

Have a professional perspective on shoplifting

You do your thinking before, you do your counting after

Cherish the moment you get out

You won't get caught if you don't get scared

You never saw a thing and I was never there

There is no shame, there is no blame

Is no shame except for getting caught

I got nothing, you got nothing

Let's find something fun for us to do

So why are we waiting?

Let's steal everything

Let's steal everything

Let's steal everything

'Cause I want everything

I believe in God he's told me this

Things lying around were left for us to take

Long before they were bought, just as they were made

Ours to enjoy and not to pay

For, for, unless we get caught

For, for, except for getting caught

I got nothing, you got nothing

Let's find something fun for us to do

So what? Are we waiting?

Let's steal everything

Let's steal everything

Let's steal everything

'Cause I want everything

All the skinheads know

All the vampires sing

College students they come and go

And they never learn a thing"