I haven't had bread for months. I've had a wallear for a Kaiser roll or somethin' starchy. Oyster crackers. Anything! A sammich without bread isn't a sammich! It's meat with mustard on your hands!
You know, Colbert deserves every ounce of his success but it will always make me a little sad that him getting The Colbert Report effectively led to the end of Harvey Birdman. The show couldn't survive the loss of his voice for both Phil and Reducto.