She broke it so she could baguette properly....

She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.

This bagette doesn't look lovely nor fresh

So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?

+1 point for bending it half

+10 points if she used her knee

I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism

Pretty sure the baguette still works.

Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.

I think I'm too european to understand this meme

Never understood (or experienced) having my purchases bagged for me when I do groceries

unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries

Step 1) Establish dominance with the customer

First world problems. I wouldn't give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.

I mean, how else are you gonna make the sandwich anyway?

As a french baguette amateur I can confirm this is how you pack a traditional industrial baguette.

My first thought when I saw this post was, "That's not a baguette, that's french bread." I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as "french bread" is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that's definitely what it's supposed to be.

Is french bread a regional thing in the US?

Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France

Where I come from they'd tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.

This lady sounds made. I'd be impressed at how real that cashier is keeping it.

Hérétique

Nice of your grocery store to pay for someone to bag your groceries, though. Ours pretty much just throws it on the floor for us to deal with.

Just walk over and grab another one and more cheese because you probs didn't buy enough cheese

They do this with Cuban bread here all the time (they do ask). Presumably you aren't making one yard long sandwich.

It's a regional thing in the Midwest at least. It's always called French bread in the grocery and even the fancy European style bakery downtown calles it a "FRANCESE" instead of a baguette.

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Tara Gráinne Ní Chonghaile, @TaraGrace_

A shout out to the girl at the till in my local Spar who broke our lovely fresh baguette in half to "make it fit in the bag"

[An image of a baguette in a plastic wrapper. The baguette is seperated in two halves and both halves are folded together like a hinge.]

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I always break them. Fuck em French
Edit: typo

Imagine this being the hardship in your life