Lies! Deception!
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I worked there in college. I had to straighten these all the time because people tried to reach up and take one... Instead of the nicely folded ones that were within arm's reach.
We were hoping they hadn't been pawed over by the unwashed masses
I wipe my ass with nice store towels.
Technically that counts as washing
Oh, I guess I wash my balls.
Today I learned!