Reddit goes full neocon in response to Venezuela-Guayana land dispute

just one more intervention bro. I promise bro just one more intervention and it'll bring back Pax Americana bro. bro. just one more intervention. please just one more. one more intervention and the end of history will surely come bro.

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tag yourself... i'm RED CHINA.
- Ah the famous evil Red China, so different from the peaceful Blue China
  
  Vote Blue China no matter who China.
  
  Blue China
  Chinese Taipei*
  
  In this alternate scenario Taiwan is the real China!
- i'm definitely "gayana"

“Red China” has me dying 💀💀💀💀

China, Russia, and Nicaragua supporting Venezuela just because they're bad and bad people all work together like thanos

leave it to redditors to presumably-intentionally-homophobically misspell the name of the country they're trying to support 🤦
also, they're imagining a 7 month war, and Lula sending troops to fight for Exxon?
- Brazil has historically treated Guyana as a satrap of its own regional control. And there's a very real possibility that the Brazilian military dictates the terms to Lula, as they've already had their share of coups. So its more an Exxon-affiliated military commander working on behalf of Western economic interests to undercut Maduro's influence in their zone.
  I also really don't think Venezuelans are interested in open war with a much larger and richer neighbor, for precisely the same reasons a lot of Ukrainians had no interest in fucking with Russia. Setting aside the ideological politics of the area, this would be a bloodbath for all involved and would undercut any hope of a unified Latin America. The divide-and-conquer imperialist strategy is the biggest weapon westerners have on their side when dealing with the Global South.
  A single, unified South America would operate as a counterweight on par with the US, China, and Russia. These border wars are essential in keeping that future from happening.
  
  A unified South America, a unified Arab world, a unified Africa...

Juan Guaido

lmao
- Do the CIA/OAS handlers even have any faith left in him?
  
  They’ve been backing someone else already lmao. Bro had the easiest job and fumbled it. Infinite chair throws on Juan Guaido

r/alternativehistory is just a place where redditors go to express their hatred of history and humans outside the international community

Love how these Reddit bros continue to stan for Guaido, a man so pathetic even the US doesn't even really back him anymore
Fucker isn't even official opposition, he's Some Guy who declared himself such
- The extended bit where he would sneak into parliament by climbing the fence, then get thrown out really adds legitimacy

Its very weird to think that China and Russia would ally with Venezuela over a border dispute in Guyana. Although, huge points for name-checking Juan Guaido as a military commander.
- It's equally weird to think Brazil would get involved, let alone on the same side as the US.
  
  Brazil has strong relations with Guyana and they co-operate on some things, so it’s not that impossible. Still very unlikely

Bannon is going hard in the paint for military intervention, so the trumpies have the pump primed if nothing else.
Around now is the time a biblical prophet would start using future tense to describe the horrors the CIA is going to inflict after trump gets re-elected
- So that's why you need to vote for Joe Biden.

Really hoping Maduro doesn't act like a dumbass and walk right into an obvious trap.

Oh boy I can't wait for Slava Ukraine 2.0!

nice , acording to dark forest lore USA gonna get wasted by venezuela gurilla cruise missiles and its gonna end with Maduro beeing a "Wallwatcher" with great autoritarian Powers over the Planet.
- Wallfacer Maduro asking UN to give him unlimited hydrogen bombs lol.

What the fuck makes these people think Brazil would invade Venezuela?
- Yanks assume that reality is like a video game where the goal is world conquest. Therefore every other big nation is just as power hungry and bloodthirsty as theirs.