After the revolution, "lolcow" will be one of the code phrases that doesnt even send your name and location to the secret police, it straight up detonates the chip in your neck instantly.
I’m pretty sure it started on 4chan and kf just ran with it bc I remember people posting about “oh so exploitable lolcows” on /b/ back in like 2006 (maybe before?). There was a section for lolcows on ED too. How old is kf?