Sir Bearington

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A 4chan post with a picture of a bear sitting at a table with humans, playing an RPG.

Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)23:15 No. 16426614
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Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
DM laughs
Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
DM says I can't speak english
Max out bluff
By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english)

use money to hire a butler NPC
Give him magical item to let him speak bear

"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh

Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
Shouts out loud
"HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A ABEAR!"
Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" shrug