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I had a German exchange student stay with my family. The topic of drinking and driving came up.
Me: ya, if you get caught too many times drinking and driving, the US government puts a breathalyzer tester on your car. You have to blow before you can start it.
What happens to you if you're caught drinking and driving in Germany?"
Exchange student: That's illegal.
Me: ya, I know. But what happens when you do it anyways?"
Exchange student: what do you mean? You can't drink and drive. It's illegal.
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In before a segment faults. Nowadays it's just a gentle panic.
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Call back when you have a problem you're not just making up.
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I misread as "nice one, what is your emergency?"
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I had to reread it three times before I got what it actually says instead of nice one
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this was better as a tweet
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Post the tweet so we can compare and contrast.
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Nine one one is a strange name for a person
You said WHAT about my son??
Come on, let's get out of here 911.
little bobby tables we call him
It's their imaginary friend.
it's complex